Monthly Archives: July 2010

The Queerification of America


Now before Perez Hilton, Doogie Howser, and other gays get their panties all in a bunch. Let me explain what I mean when I say Queerification. First of all, Queerification is in no way a derogatory term towards homosexuals. It’s … Continue reading

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Nature’s Fleshlight


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How to Fix Women’s Sports: Golfing


Big Dave’s Steps to Make Women’s Golf More Exciting Get rid of all ugly female golfers. They should all look like the women listed below. Women should golf nude or in g-strings . Ban them from playing on real golf … Continue reading

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This is What Happens to Terrorists When They Get Reincarnated


– Big Dave, BOOm!

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How to Fix Women’s Sports: Curling


 Steps to Make Female Curling More Exciting: Get rid of all ugly female curlers. They should all look like the women listed below. Curlers should play nude or in bikinis Get rid of the ice Get rid of the … Continue reading

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Sweet Theme Songs from the TV Shows of Yesteryear


Knight Rider The Wonder Years Saved by the Bell MacGyver Growing Pains: The A-Team Family Matters Baywatch Mr. Belvedere: This song always cheers me up Life Goes on: Not the Theme song but Corky singing “Fight The Power”

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Advice for Women


TIP ON HOW TO BE A BETTER WOMAN Cleaning Clean the house with a smile.  So often women do housework complaining and bitching while they go – Sure housework is a tedious task but remember it’s not nearly as stressful … Continue reading

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PUSSY OF THE WEEK


Mel Gibson’s Blowjob Contest: America knows  how important getting blown means to Mel Gibson and with ex-wife Oksana now out of the picture. Mel has taking matters into his own hands to find a replacement. He’s holding a week long … Continue reading

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Meeting Women on Facebook


The Dos and Don’ts of Meeting Women on Facebook Facebook can be a great tool to meet women. Especially to meet “that one girl” who got away. The one you were meaning to talk to but never did. Well, Facebook … Continue reading

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Advice for Women


TIP ON HOW TO BE A BETTER WOMAN Wives and Lovers “…Don’t think because there’s a ring on your finger, you needn’t try any more. For wives should always be lovers too.” – Frank Sinatra A good wife honors her … Continue reading

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