The third Twilight film grossed an estimated $68.5 million, besting the opening-day mark of every movie ever released—except New Moon and….WHO GIVES A FUCK? AND FUCK YOU ROBERT PATTINSON QUIT SENDING ME NAKED PHOTOS OF YOU IN RED UNDIES.

Who knew that he would be just as pale, scrawny, and vampire-like off-screen as he is in the movies? He looks like a gay, emo, vampire underwear model…Go to hell Robert Pattinson! You’re the reason why Emo’s are taking over the world. You make it okay for them to skip out on gym class and go cry under the bleachers.

– Big Dave, BOOm!

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