TOP TEN SEXIEST FEMALE SEX OFFENDERS
First off, I don’t see anything wrong with female sex offenders. The only time where it would be wrong is if the boy is under the age of 12 or 13. Otherwise female sex offenders or female rapists are oxymorons. (I never used oxymoron in a sentence before, I hope I’m using it right). Women can’t force themselves on young men because even at the young age of 12 and 13 boys have more strength than women. That’s a fact, Google it. Now this doesn’t take into account the scrawny little emo kids of today, they can definitely be raped by a woman, but any normal looking boy can’t. Furthermore any boy that age would welcome being “raped” by their teachers. Shit, personally if my 8th grade science teacher, Ms. Metler forced herself on me, I would lay back and pretend to struggle while she weakly pinned me down and let her “rape” the shit out of me.
Secondly, to all the “victims” who told the police, what the fuck were you thinking? Tell your friends instead. Post that shit on your facebook, be proud of yourself. What the hell is wrong with you? And what the hell is wrong with the” victims” fathers? You fathers should not be telling the authorities and getting these women in trouble. You should be high fiving your sons and asking them if you can get a piece of that ass, on back to school night. Sorry I get a little heated about this topic. I’m a huge activist for freeing women rapists…So without further ado here’s my list of the Top Ten Hottest Female Sex Offenders.
10. Emily Elizabeth Housley, 29: Former math teacher at North Side High School in Fort Worth, Texas, was arrested for sexual assault with a 16 year old boy. The pair became sexually active after he turned 16, with encounters in her classroom after school hours, in her car, at her mother’s home, and at her home when her husband and children were away. I know, I know, she’s a little fat. But the whole sexual encounters in her classroom and at her house while her husband and children were away, that just sounds exciting and makes me horny just thinking of it.
9. Kristy Sanchez Trujillo, 33: Seventh-grade social studies teacher at Jimmy Carter Middle School in Albuquerque was arrested Oct. 28, 2009, for rape over accusations she had sex with one of her students, a 13-year-old boy. The boy, whom she described as “a 25-year-old in a 13-year-old’s body,” “was more experienced than any man she’s had sex with,” police report her saying. What the Fuck? Man I want to meet that kid. He’s probably packing HEAT.
8. Autumn Leathers, 24: English teacher at Mountain Ridge High School in Alleghany County, Md., was arrested Aug. 20, 2008, for allegedly having a sexual relationship with one of her 16-year-old students. Kind of looks like a crack whore but still very doable. Also is ARPs (All Red Pubes) but like I said very doable.
7.Elizabeth Stow,26: Tulare Western High School teacher from Fresno, Calif., area convicted of having sex with three of her students was sentenced in November 2005 to nine years prison, but the judge suspended that sentence and gave her one year, followed by five years of probation. She was also ordered to register as a sex offender. Three students? That’s fucking awesome. I know 7 is a little high, but look at those DSLs. She probably gives phenomenal blowjobs.
6. Liza Robyn Marinelli, 40: An educator in Tampa Bay, the investigation into her activities was launched after a 17-year-old boy’s father told investigators he saw his son “holding his pants together and putting them back in place” after getting out of Marinelli’s 2007 Chrysler 300. She also is accused of giving the boy a pair of underwear as a memento. Wow, I would cherish those undies forever. She probably showed that kid some shit he never knew existed.
5. Janelle Batkins, 42: French teacher at Roseville High School in Roseville, Mich., was arrested in September 2007 and charged with two counts of third degree criminal sexual conduct for a relationship with a 17-year-old student that had begun the previous December and lasted until June. The former “teacher of the year” resigned her position. The second MILF on the list. Very nice! I would do nasty things to that French teacher.
4. Hope Jacoby, 24: The athletic trainer at Tustin High School in Orange County, Calif., was arrested Christmas Eve 2008 on suspicion of oral copulation of a minor and unlawful sex with a minor. She looks like a High School student herself. So the real question is, who raped who?
3. Carrie McCandless, 29: The former Colorado social-studies teacher, who also happens to be married to the principal, was charged in November 2006 with having had sexual contact with a 17-year-old male student during an overnight school camping trip. She tops Hope Jacoby because that whole overnight camping trip turned me on.
2. Debra Lafave,25: Tampa, Fla., area teacher received no jail time despite having sex with her 14-year-old male student in a classroom and her Hillsborough County home. The boy’s father said LaFave should have received prison time in her plea deal, noting, “It’s a horrible, ugly thing that she’s done.” The boy’s father is obviously a pussy. I would congratulate my son, maybe even buy him an award of some kind.
1. Pamela Rogers Turner, 27: Former model and beauty-pageant contestant also taught at Centertown Elementary School in McMinnville, Tenn. She was arrested in February 2005 for allegedly having a three-month sexual relationship with a 13-year-old boy. I envy you boy. Man oh man, it was very hard not to masturbate when I saw her on the list…okay who am I kidding, I masturbated to her several times. Take a look at her in the pic below.
– Big Dave, BOOm!