Usually on Thursdays I hand out the Pussy of The Week award. But when I came across this story, I had to change the name of the award to Man of The Week and give it to Mel Gibson. In a tape obtained by, an out of breath Mel Gibson explodes on wife Grigorieva for falling asleep the night before without giving him sex. He later threatens her physically, telling her he will burn down the house, but first she will have to blow him off.

““I deserve to be blown first! Before the fucking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you!??!”

That’s right Grigorieva, how dare you! You know Mel likes his blowjobs BEFORE the Jacuzzi. Everyone knows that, you dummy…Mel has been taking a lot of heat in the media for this little rant. But can you blame him? I mean the guy just wanted to get sucked off before the Jacuzzi, is that too much to ask for? Isn’t that why men get married in the first place, to get sucked off when we want and where we want? Mel forks out a lot of his “Lethal Weapon” money to buy Grigorieva whatever she wants. The least she can do is blow him before he enters the fucking Jacuzzi.

– Big Dave, BOOm!

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