There’s No Such Thing as a BBW (Big Beautiful Women)


There’s no such thing as a BBW. There’s BW,  that’s a Big Woman. There’s BFW, that’s a Big Fat Woman. There’s even a BFUW, that’s a Big Fat Ugly Woman. But there’s no BBW that’s just another way of saying you’re fat. You can’t be fat and beautiful. You can be voluptuous or curvy.  Actually most guys like voluptuous women- but somewhere down the line our society got this whole “voluptuous woman” thing wrong. People started calling fat woman voluptuous. They even made fat women models. Now every woman thinks it’s okay to be fat. Listen I’m not saying you should all become anorexic. You should just eat less, exercise more and maybe do some coke once in awhile. I’ve created a list to help you decipher between what’s fat and what’s voluptuous.

FAT WOMEN:

Fat! Wear a one piece next time or better yet go to the gym, you whale.

Fat! Was that big flower on her head suppose to distract me from her huge fat ass. There’s no corset in the world tight enough to hold all that fat in.

Fat! Her craigslist ad said: “BBW princess looking for prince!” Why must they lie. Tell the truth, the cragislist ad should read “Big fat white chick who looks awful in a white bathing suit or any bathing suit for that matter, looking for anyone desperate enough to date me.”

khloe kardashian

Fat! Khloe Kardashian did what most fat chicks do. She found a black guy that’s into fat ugly white chicks.

VOLUPTUOUS WOMEN

The women below are true thick, curvy or voluptuous …not fat! If you don’t look like one of these women then quit calling yourself thick or voluptuous because you’re probably just fat.

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– Big Dave, BOOm!

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2 Responses to There’s No Such Thing as a BBW (Big Beautiful Women)

  1. Shanice says:

    Okay, those chicks are fat asses not “Voluptous” as you call them. Voluptous has nice curves, Marilyn was voluptous but not the rest that you posted pics of they just got HUGE ASSES!

    • boomamerica says:

      Shanice,

      Are you voluptuous? Are you Black? Are you black and voluptuous ? If so please provide Big Dave with a photo of your ass. (assuming you’re a girl)

      BOOm! Big Dave

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