How to Fix Women’s Sports: Basketball

Big Dave’s Steps to Fix the WNBA

1. Replace 10 foot rims with Fisher Price Hoops.
2. Replace all players with hookers or escorts because all WNBA players are ugly.
3. Put roofies in their Gatorade
4. Make them play in G-strings

If you don’t follow these rules and you keep the WNBA the way it is – then please take it off ESPN and put it on Lifetime. And one more thing put this animal in a cage or in the NBA before she kills someone.

No woman should be able to dunk like Dwight Howard.

She even makes Shaq look like a bitch.

– Big Dave, BOOm!

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