1. You have a bunch of hot female friends, that are JUST friends
you say you’re metro…I say you’re a homo.
2. Your jeans look like this
you say they’re metro…I say they’re homo.
3. You love talking on the phone to anyone who will listen.
you say that’s metro…I say that’s homo.
4. You don’t go out with your friends to get drunk. You go out to DANCE.
You say that’s metro…I say you’re a homo
5. You use the following symbols and abbreviations in your texts:
semicolon frown face, semicolon happy face, semicolon P, OMG, OMFG, IDK
you say it’s metro…I say it’s homo.
– Big Dave, BOOm!