CHAPTER 1


The following is taking directly from my new book ‘The Queerification of America’  – by me, Big Dave.

CHAPTER 1

GOD JUST SAID, “FUCK IT”


Assuming that you bought this book your loser ass probably has zero confidence. God just said, “Fuck it!  There isn’t enough man parts for these next fucking retards. I’ll just reach in to the hooker drawer and finish them off with some women parts.” Someone that has no confidence is not even worthy of knowing the name of my book. Let alone read it. In order to be able to read “The Queerification of America, one must gain confidence and Big Dave has a bullet proof plan to boost your confidence.

BIG DAVE’S BULLET PROOF PLAN TO BOOST YOUR CONFIDENCE:

1.         ACCEPT THAT YOU SUCK: Yes, that’s right. It all starts by accepting the fact that you are indeed a moron. With no muscles, no tan, no dick, no balls. You don’t have a fast car, you suck, and you take up all the good oxygen that real men need to breathe. You just suck at life.

2.         PREPARE: In order to relive (Step 3 of Big Dave’s Bullet Proof Plan) any part of your life. You first have to know what you did wrong during those crucial times of your life and know how to fix them.

3.  RELIVE: Now that you accepted that you’re a loser and you prepared yourself on how to become a winner. The next step is to put it all in action. Replace all those loser memories with winner memories.

– Big Dave, BOOm!

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