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CHAPTER 1


The following is taking directly from my new book ‘The Queerification of America’  – by me, Big Dave. CHAPTER 1 GOD JUST SAID, “FUCK IT” Assuming that you bought this book your loser ass probably has zero confidence. God just … Continue reading

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Men and Navigation Systems


Why Men shouldn’t use Navigation Systems 3. Men don’t need directions 2. Men shouldn’t take orders from a woman 1. Any man who trusts a woman’s sense of direction over his own is a pussy

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Women Hate Sex


Women Hate Sex Big Dave is sick of coming across these stupid so-called “man” websites- sites littered with tips and advice on “how to please your woman” or “how to stop pre-maturely ejaculating.” Listen you PUSSIES, there’s no pile driving, … Continue reading

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Something to Ponder Over…


Why does corn keep showing up in my stool – when I’m allergic to it?

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The Good Wife’s Guide


The Good Wife’s Guide The following was taken from the 1955 issue of Housekeeping Monthly and it’s freaking awesome. No wonder the divorce rate was so low back then. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have … Continue reading

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Justin Beaver Gets Punked


It would’ve been cooler if she threw a monkey wrench at that son of bitch. It would’ve been a lot cooler if she threw a monkey wrench at that son of a bitch and then jumped on stage and beat … Continue reading

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Rare Photos of Snooki


Very rare photos of Snooki – The untalented skank from the Jersey Shore Images taken from ” Life Before The Shore” Documentary –   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lZ9cn7Nqqc Watch the “Life Before The Shore” Documentary –   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lZ9cn7Nqqc – Big Dave, BOOm!

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No More Gladiator Sandals!


ATTN. Men! I’m sure you’re aware of these new gladiator sandals that women are wearing. Your girlfriend or wife probably owns a pair and I’m sure you have wanted to ask her, “Why the fuck are you wearing sandals that … Continue reading

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Poop


I was taking my morning shit today and as I STOOD UP to wipe my ass…I stopped and began to wonder – Is there other ways to wipe an ass? Does everyone stand up to wipe or am I the … Continue reading

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Baseball Sucks!


Thank God Football Season is Near because Baseball Sucks I’ve been seeing the same damn plays on Sportscenter’s Top 10 for 3 freaking months now. Every single play is either a walk off home run or a diving catch. I … Continue reading

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