Category Archives: Celebrities

Commentary on all of the retarted Celebrities we all love.

Justin Beaver Gets Punked


It would’ve been cooler if she threw a monkey wrench at that son of bitch. It would’ve been a lot cooler if she threw a monkey wrench at that son of a bitch and then jumped on stage and beat … Continue reading

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Rare Photos of Snooki


Very rare photos of Snooki – The untalented skank from the Jersey Shore Images taken from ” Life Before The Shore” Documentary –   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lZ9cn7Nqqc Watch the “Life Before The Shore” Documentary –   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lZ9cn7Nqqc – Big Dave, BOOm!

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Masturbating to The Food Channel = A Good Time


I was channel surfing yesterday and I landed on Everyday Italian on the Food Network I soon had the sudden urge to masturbate…This got me thinking – who’s the hottest woman on the Food Network. – Big Dave, BOOm!

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Sweet Theme Songs from the TV Shows of Yesteryear


Knight Rider The Wonder Years Saved by the Bell MacGyver Growing Pains: The A-Team Family Matters Baywatch Mr. Belvedere: This song always cheers me up Life Goes on: Not the Theme song but Corky singing “Fight The Power”

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EXCLUSIVE: Lindsey Lohan’s Police Line up photo


EXCLUSIVE: Lindsey Lohan’s Police Line up photo Boom America was given exclusive rights to this NEVER before seen photo of the Police Line up photo taken right before that crack whore Lindsey Lohan was taken off to jail. CAN YOU … Continue reading

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UNCLE JESSE SETS THE RECORD STRAIGHT


While testifying in the case of his extortionist, John Stamos revealed that while he met 17-year-old Alison Coss in 2004 during her spring break, he was mourning his divorce from Rebecca Romijn. “I was very heartbroken at the time,” said … Continue reading

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I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!


In a breaking new story on eonline.com Lady Gaga or should I say Man Gaga admited that she does have a PENIS. Now, I don’t know what’s so ground breaking about this? His penis pops out of his outfits all … Continue reading

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With Divorce Finalized-Tiger Learns Important Lesson…


NEVER GET MARRIED! Tiger is a buddy of mine and I gave him these rules to follow so that he would never marry another woman like Elin Nordegren. My Rules on How to Stay Single: Never talk to women for … Continue reading

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KRISTEN STEWART IS TALENTED!!!


Soo it turns out Kristen Stewart from Twilight does have SOME talent after all…Okay she doesn’t have any fucking talent but that’s still more than George Lopez. Hey Bella, when you’re done with Lopez Tonight can you come over to … Continue reading

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ECLIPSE- NEW TWILIGHT FILM BREAKS RECORD


The third Twilight film grossed an estimated $68.5 million, besting the opening-day mark of every movie ever released—except New Moon and….WHO GIVES A FUCK? AND FUCK YOU ROBERT PATTINSON QUIT SENDING ME NAKED PHOTOS OF YOU IN RED UNDIES. Who … Continue reading

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