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I Masturbated to my Top Ten Sexiest Sex Offenders List and That Wasn’t so Weird.


A couple of weeks ago I compiled a list of My Top Ten Sexiest Female Sex Offenders. Check it out and see if you agree with how I ranked these beautiful rapists. (I’m going to disregard numbers 10-6 because they … Continue reading

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Masturbating to The Food Channel = A Good Time


I was channel surfing yesterday and I landed on Everyday Italian on the Food Network I soon had the sudden urge to masturbate…This got me thinking – who’s the hottest woman on the Food Network. – Big Dave, BOOm!

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I Masturbated to that…


I am somewhat of a porno enthusiast. I love porn and not that shit that’s on the internet. I am talking about the classics, the porn you use to pop in the VCR and watch over and over again until … Continue reading

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