Category Archives: Sports

Baseball Sucks!


Thank God Football Season is Near because Baseball Sucks I’ve been seeing the same damn plays on Sportscenter’s Top 10 for 3 freaking months now. Every single play is either a walk off home run or a diving catch. I … Continue reading

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The All-White vs. The All-Black Basketball Game


The All-White vs. The All-Black Basketball Game I was shooting some hoops this morning at the local rec center. I witnessed the sorriest thing I’ve ever seen. I witnessed twenty or so grown men standing in awe at the sight … Continue reading

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How to Fix Women’s Sports: Basketball


Big Dave’s Steps to Fix the WNBA 1. Replace 10 foot rims with Fisher Price Hoops. 2. Replace all players with hookers or escorts because all WNBA players are ugly. 3. Put roofies in their Gatorade 4. Make them play … Continue reading

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How to Fix Women’s Sports: Golfing


Big Dave’s Steps to Make Women’s Golf More Exciting Get rid of all ugly female golfers. They should all look like the women listed below. Women should golf nude or in g-strings . Ban them from playing on real golf … Continue reading

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How to Fix Women’s Sports: Curling


 Steps to Make Female Curling More Exciting: Get rid of all ugly female curlers. They should all look like the women listed below. Curlers should play nude or in bikinis Get rid of the ice Get rid of the … Continue reading

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Women and Sports


The Female Sports Fan Sports used to be a sacred thing amongst men. It was the one topic we had to ourselves. It was way to bond with our fellow man. It was what shopping is to women. But like … Continue reading

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Lebron ESCAPES to MIAMI.


-Big Dave, BOOm!

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Breaking news: LeBron has a Daughter…


Today the sports world will be waiting for LeBron’s decision on where he will be playing next year.  Maybe overshadowing that decision, is the news that he has a 10 year old daughter with famous tennis star Serena Williams. The … Continue reading

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