Category Archives: The Queerification of America

CHAPTER 1


The following is taking directly from my new book ‘The Queerification of America’  – by me, Big Dave. CHAPTER 1 GOD JUST SAID, “FUCK IT” Assuming that you bought this book your loser ass probably has zero confidence. God just … Continue reading

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Men and Navigation Systems


Why Men shouldn’t use Navigation Systems 3. Men don’t need directions 2. Men shouldn’t take orders from a woman 1. Any man who trusts a woman’s sense of direction over his own is a pussy

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No More Gladiator Sandals!


ATTN. Men! I’m sure you’re aware of these new gladiator sandals that women are wearing. Your girlfriend or wife probably owns a pair and I’m sure you have wanted to ask her, “Why the fuck are you wearing sandals that … Continue reading

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BIG DAVE’S TEN THINGS HE WANTS TO BUTT FUCK:


I forgot to turn my TV off last night and this morning I was awakened by the sight of another Goddamn, unfunny, queer, Michael fucking Cera movie trailer. It ruined my whole morning. I got so damn mad that I … Continue reading

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You say Metrosexual, I say Homosexual:


1. You have a bunch of hot female friends, that are JUST friends you say you’re metro…I say you’re a homo. 2. Your jeans look like this you say they’re metro…I say they’re homo. 3. You love talking on the … Continue reading

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The Queerification of America


Now before Perez Hilton, Doogie Howser, and other gays get their panties all in a bunch. Let me explain what I mean when I say Queerification. First of all, Queerification is in no way a derogatory term towards homosexuals. It’s … Continue reading

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