Category Archives: Women

No More Gladiator Sandals!


ATTN. Men! I’m sure you’re aware of these new gladiator sandals that women are wearing. Your girlfriend or wife probably owns a pair and I’m sure you have wanted to ask her, “Why the fuck are you wearing sandals that … Continue reading

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I Masturbated to my Top Ten Sexiest Sex Offenders List and That Wasn’t so Weird.


A couple of weeks ago I compiled a list of My Top Ten Sexiest Female Sex Offenders. Check it out and see if you agree with how I ranked these beautiful rapists. (I’m going to disregard numbers 10-6 because they … Continue reading

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Masturbating to The Food Channel = A Good Time


I was channel surfing yesterday and I landed on Everyday Italian on the Food Network I soon had the sudden urge to masturbate…This got me thinking – who’s the hottest woman on the Food Network. – Big Dave, BOOm!

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The X-games Flasher


I know your first instinct is going to tell you to keep an eye on the big tittied women in torquise but you need to keep your eye on the little black boy in the corner telling her to take … Continue reading

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How to Fix Women’s Sports: Basketball


Big Dave’s Steps to Fix the WNBA 1. Replace 10 foot rims with Fisher Price Hoops. 2. Replace all players with hookers or escorts because all WNBA players are ugly. 3. Put roofies in their Gatorade 4. Make them play … Continue reading

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How to Fix Women’s Sports: Golfing


Big Dave’s Steps to Make Women’s Golf More Exciting Get rid of all ugly female golfers. They should all look like the women listed below. Women should golf nude or in g-strings . Ban them from playing on real golf … Continue reading

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How to Fix Women’s Sports: Curling


 Steps to Make Female Curling More Exciting: Get rid of all ugly female curlers. They should all look like the women listed below. Curlers should play nude or in bikinis Get rid of the ice Get rid of the … Continue reading

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Meeting Women on Facebook


The Dos and Don’ts of Meeting Women on Facebook Facebook can be a great tool to meet women. Especially to meet “that one girl” who got away. The one you were meaning to talk to but never did. Well, Facebook … Continue reading

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CAN YOU SPOT THE TRANNY BELOW?


IF YOU SAID ALL OF THEM –  YOU WIN! Now go throw up or Poke your eyes out with a fork. – Big Dave, BOOm!

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There’s No Such Thing as a BBW (Big Beautiful Women)


There’s no such thing as a BBW. There’s BW,  that’s a Big Woman. There’s BFW, that’s a Big Fat Woman. There’s even a BFUW, that’s a Big Fat Ugly Woman. But there’s no BBW that’s just another way of saying … Continue reading

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