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Justin Beaver Gets Punked


It would’ve been cooler if she threw a monkey wrench at that son of bitch. It would’ve been a lot cooler if she threw a monkey wrench at that son of a bitch and then jumped on stage and beat … Continue reading

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BIG DAVE’S TEN THINGS HE WANTS TO BUTT FUCK:


I forgot to turn my TV off last night and this morning I was awakened by the sight of another Goddamn, unfunny, queer, Michael fucking Cera movie trailer. It ruined my whole morning. I got so damn mad that I … Continue reading

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The Queerification of America


Now before Perez Hilton, Doogie Howser, and other gays get their panties all in a bunch. Let me explain what I mean when I say Queerification. First of all, Queerification is in no way a derogatory term towards homosexuals. It’s … Continue reading

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